Author Archives: D. Jette

Christopher Hitchens, 1949 – 2011

Christopher Hitchens, Author and Skeptic, Dies.

Vanity Fair

Ian McEwan

Slate

Andrew Sullivan

David Corn

Anna Wintour

The Atlantic

New Yorker

BBC

Washington Post

Al Jazeera

Reason

NY Daily News

Jacob Weisberg

LA Times

Fox News

A Rueters article about comments from his peers.

and hilariously, The Onion.

Some tweets:

@meropemills – Sat next to Hitchens at dinner once. He said ‘Do you want to come back to my hotel room or what? I haven’t got time to send flowers’.

@stephenfry – Goodbye, Christopher Hitchens. You were envied, feared, adored, reviled and loved. Never ignored. Never bested. A great and marvellous man.

@RichardDawkins – Christopher Hitchens, finest orator of our time, fellow horseman, valiant fighter against all tyrants including God.

@timminchin – “To the dumb question, ‘Why me?’, the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: ‘Why not?’” Christopher Hitchens

@richardpbacon – There are few more entertaining hours than looking up clips of Christopher Hitchens on YouTube.

@prodnose – The news of Christopher Hitchens’ death somehow still a jolt. A fierce and raging light goes out.

@krishgm – How rare to find somebody you never met in person whose death you feel is a genuine loss to our collective intelligence.

@DRUNKHULK – GOODBYE CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS! IF THERE GOD! HE GOT HIS HAND FULL RIGHT NOW!

@PeterBradshaw1 – I knew Christopher Hitchens a bit in the 90s. As a writer, he was a Jimi Hendrix in an industry full of session rhythm guitarists

@SalmanRushdie – Goodbye, my beloved friend. A great voice falls silent. A great heart stops. Christopher Hitchens, April 13, 1949-December 15, 2011.

@askegg – “What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence” – Christopher Hitchens #GodIsNotGreat

@nealbrennan – Christopher Hitchens. RIP. Brilliant writer/orator. The man could have vanquished me debating the facts of my own life.

@RickWarren – My friend Christopher Hitchens has died. I loved & prayed for him constantly & grieve his loss. He knows the Truth now.

@pourmecoffee – I always saved Christopher Hitchens’ articles to read later. I wanted to be as smart a reader as he was a writer. RIP.

@georgeeaton – Hitchens on Gingrich in 1995: “He has a Tyrannosaurus Rex skull in his office. He has a Tyrannosaurus Rex skull in his skull”

@THudson13 – “The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks” – Christopher Hitchens

@MissEllieMae – “People ask, ‘What do you think of him?’ and my answer is: ‘He doesn’t make me think.’” Christopher Hitchens on David Cameron.

@andymcsmith – I can’t say what Christopher Hitchens was like when sober because I never met him in that condition, but he was great company drunk.

@Dark_Muncan – “Sex and drugs don’t go half as well as some people believe, it’s very often you’re forced to choose” Christopher Hitchens 1949 – 2011

@helenlewis – Remembered my ultimate favourite #hitchens quotation: “The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”

Some classic articles:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2003/10/mommie_dearest.html

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2011/12/christopher_hitchens_death_how_hitch_used_winnie_the_pooh_to_explain_a_balkan_crisis_.html

Some videos:

Possibly the best YouTube clip that could be put forward at this moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKYfEHCjucg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEVntZ8a-xk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQorzOS-F6w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Odi7F64r7CM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECI4QK_mXA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDBkB_0xdz4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP51NnoVErA&feature=fvsr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xitITUubMoA&feature=endscreen&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=A6e08nrQhwc

#OccupyLA: Eviction and the Detention of Tyson Heder


I drove myself down to City Hall on Tuesday night to take part in what would probably be the most important political event in our city for a long time.  I live tweeted as much as I could – right up until my Android phone ran out of batteries.  For those of you who thought I may have been arrested or hurt – do not fret.  Yours truly stayed well out of the way of both protesters and the police, I didn’t even yell and scream.  I just wanted to be there to show support for all involved, and to witness and document a moment in history.

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The End of Apocalypse Nobody Noticed

There is a lot going on right now with all the subjects I like to write about: Occupy LA is getting evicted (probably tonight) to make way for a movie shoot (starring Sean Pennironically).  CitiBank’s deal with the SEC to protect them from fault in the MBS mess was overturned by a New York judge.  SOPA and PIPA are threatening the free space of the internet for the sake of protecting intellectual property laws conceived in the 19th century.

But I wanted to point out some good news that I stumbled upon while reading an article on ESPN about the recent success of Tim Tebow’s high-school style offense for the Denver Broncos:  The age of multi-megaton, city-destroying  nuclear weapons has come to an end.

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Another Tribute to Hitch

The latest chapter in the on-going preemptive eulogy of the great freethinker, essayist and contrarian (and unwitting hero of this very blog), Christopher Hitchens, is a video cut together by r/atheism frequenter gonzoblair.  Dozens of folks from all over the world toast the life and work of a singular intellectual, and drink to his honor a bit of his favorite liquor, Johnny Walker Black. (Accept no substitute.)

The diversity of the group is remarkable (although they almost all speak in Hitch’s tongue of English) and their sentiments are sincere.  That a man could attract such positive wishes mainly for pointing out the shortcomings of figures like Mother Theresa, Princess Diana, Pope John Paul II and the Hebrew God is a testament to how honesty is the king of virtues, and that truthfulness with one’s self is paramount.  I do wish that more mention was made of his journalistic pursuits, as my first encounter with his writing was in the inspirational Letters to a Young Contrarian.  That book made me unashamed to assert myself when I was sure I was unpopularly right, and to check myself when I had unpopular doubt.  I’ve never looked back.

Perhaps it is a feature of being such an outspoken atheist that people take the trouble to tell you how much they care before you die.  Just think about how nice this world would be if we made such an effort to everyone we loved.

Here’s to you, Hitch.  Cheers.

I’m a Panda!

J/K, I'm a dog!

I’ve had this picture open on my workstation for a week now, because every time I see it I smile like a dumbass.  Thanks r/pics.

The Absurd Man – à la 8-Bit RPG

Thanks to my very good friend Landon Zakheim – who curated the second annual “Razorblades in Your Reese’s” Halloween short film program at the Downtown Independent last Monday- I was exposed to the tender and hilarious ennui of filmmaker Emily Carmichael.  I am very happy this has happened.  Her short The Hunter and the Swan Discuss Their Meeting was an outcast among the more shocking and musically epic shorts in the program (The Legend of Beaver Dam is one of the greatest things ever, as well), but its sensibility was dry and sweet, like some Yellow Tail at a dinner party with friends you don’t quite you know yet.  Her contemporary take on this classic myth is fresh and she uses her symbols well.

But it’s her ongoing animated series The Adventures of Ledo and Ix that has me jazzed up.  In this currently 8-part work, Carmichael uses the pixelated melodrama of the adventure RPG to cast absurd exigence on the hero/sidekick-vs-indifferent-cosmos experience.  In four minute bursts, and with only 256 colors (which close-up, still manage to evoke real pathos), she parses the loopholes of consciousness, the automation of society, fear of the unknown, and the habits we cling to that give us meaning.

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Why I Left My Bank


Let's chat about bank fees, shall we?

#remember X 2

#nov5

#BankTransferDay #treason #plot

#aintnoreasonwhy

#neverforget

#BankTransferDay is Upon Us

It probably wouldn’t surprise you if I told you I was participating in Bank Transfer Day, the Occupy-inspired day of protest where people are encouraged to move their deposits into credit unions and out of the major banks.  You might be surprised when I tell you it was primarily a personal budget decision between my partner and I, and not one made from idealism or outrage.  I even did it early, to avoid any trouble with my November rent check.

It isn’t often that the prudent aligns with the ideal.

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#OWS: Bank of America is At It Again

News broke today that the Federal Reserve and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation had a little disagreement about a transfer of assets between subsidiaries of Bank of America Corporation (BAC) which owns both Merrill Lynch and Bank of America (BofA, the retail bank you’re more familiar with.)  It seems that BAC is moving something on the order of $75 trillion dollars of derivatives risk from Merrill Lynch, which is not insured by American taxpayers, to Bank of America, which is.  This means that just as European banks are about to crumble in on themselves in an epic default, BAC has pushed their substantial share of the risk of those defaults from their shareholders to the FDIC, effectively putting taxpayers on the hook.

Here is another great piece on the transfer from former regulator William K. Black.

They did this without a peep from the Federal Reserve.  Through the FDIC, you and I now bear the risk of the screwed up European banking system without ever engaging in these risky and fraudulent debt obligations to begin with.  They ate the meal, now we clean the $75 trillion dishes.

This is why people do not, and probably should not, trust the financial sector and its narrow interests. People now associate ‘Wall Street’ with a threat to regular people with regular jobs and regular investments. The financial sector is the largest contributor to federal elections, including President Obama.  Mitt Romney is one and is surrounded by them.  And the media is literally owned by them, and are aligned according to a strict imaginary line that seperates D’s and R’s who both say ‘Wall Street is the best.’

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#OWS: The Morning After

Hope is not an exit strategy.

You know the argument about a rising tide, and how it lifts all boats?  This has always seemed a dubious metaphor to me because of all the assumptions it must make in order to apply, and all of the obvious features of the ‘tide’ that it conveniently leaves out of the idiom.

Join me while I break it down.

(much more below the fold)

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Dance With the Sun at Your Back