Miss USA Contestants Are Idiots (MA + CA Excluded)
Big surprise. 49 out of 51 Miss USA contestants don’t believe evolution should be taught in school, or believe that the choice to teach it should be up to individual localities.
This doesn’t account for how they completely misunderstand evolution (most of them refer to biogenesis, which is different) and how they don’t remember ever learning evolution when they were in high school six months ago. It seems the only thing they took away from school is that high school students get to decide what’s true and tell their teachers to shove it.
What’s hilarious is that they fail to see the most obvious indicator of evolution in their own lives – These beauties are not being crowned because of their graceful natures, groundbreaking research or complex human divine spark souls. Apparently it requires the will of God for society to value ladies with ample breasts, hips, shining healthy hair and passive non-threatening anti-intellectualism. It couldn’t be *shock* SEXUAL SELECTION that makes these idiots important, could it?
I like big boobies even though Jeezus hates them, but Hevalooshun is FAKE!